1/1/11 10:20 pm - 30 things...1. In my very short stint at Uni I once lied to a lecturer at the end of the semester and told her that I had slipped my 2000 word essay on the differences between Hinduism and Buddhism under her door on the due date and that I had never received it back. Of course I had done no such thing and was able to submit it 2 months late with no penalties. I got a distinction. 2. I cannot sleep without noise in the room, it helps my brain switch off so I don’t lie there awake all night thinking. It has only been in the last 6 months or so that I also need total darkness. This does not gel well with having the tv on so I wear an eye mask that says “Go Away” on it. It’s cute. 3. I used to be afraid of having showers because I hated the thought of getting water in my eyes. I exclusively took baths until I was 13. 4. Speaking of eyes, I used to work as an ophthalmic technician at an eye specialist. I was on a traineeship so I had to do a lot of shit kicker tasks like photocopying all of the lecture notes for the doctor to give to his Uni students. The one slide I distinctly remember is “ Eyes = $$$”. This really defines how he ran his business. 5. I will always remember the exact moment that I knew that I loved Scott. He was buying a belt from Just Jeans in Launceston, I was leaning against the counter and looked up at him and the whole world stopped. I smiled and stared at him for what felt like forever. Later that day he asked me if I loved him, I happily said yes. 6. I have never been overseas. 7. I did not learn how to swim or ride a bike when I was little. I was too scared to do either of those things. 8. I am an only child. 9. I only started to like drinking beer four years ago. Now I can barely drink anything else. 10. I am the same height that I was when I was 13 – 5’3”. 11. There is nothing more blissful than getting into a bed with fresh sheets. 12. My Mum, Nan and I all have our tea the same way – black with one sugar. 13. I still have all of my diaries from age 10 to 18. 14. I have the baby name book that my parents used before I was born. There are two boys names listed (Christopher and Adam) but no girls names. My Dad was disappointed that I was not a boy. 15. I am a really stingy motherfucker. 16. I have never smoked a cigarette. 17. I love going to trivia nights even though I can barely contribute. 18. I did not have an imaginary friend when I was a child but I did run a pretend classroom out of my bedroom complete with attendance sheet, reading time and assignments. 19. I refused to speak on the telephone until I was 12. 20. I remember begging my Mum to let me watch Home & Away when I started high school. It took me weeks to convince her. I stopped watching when I was 17 but she still loves it. Go figure. 21. I used to call my grade ten Science teacher Dad. Majority of the people I went to school with actually thought he was my father. 22. The most famous people that I have ever met and hung out with are The Fauves. 23. When my best friend and I had a major falling out in grade eight I broke in to the IT room, stole her floppy disk of work and printed out all of the “I love” stuff (Word files, pics etc) for the person she had a crush on. I then handed it all over to the guy and told him to watch out for her as his stalker. 24. My friends and I used to find insulting lines in songs, pause the music at the right spot and call other students that we hated. We would press play as soon as they answered and laugh for hours at how clever and funny we were. 25. My cat used to have sex with my stuffed toys. True story. 26. I can only remember to do things by writing them down. 27. I do not own a single dress. 28. I strongly believe that everyone should celebrate their birthday for a whole week. 29. I have not listened to the radio in 3 years. I have no idea what music is currently popular. 30. Once I find something that I really want I will obsess about it until it’s mine. |
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